Boy I Love (BIL) and I were talking about the best kind of holiday sale. It has been a multi-day, casually continued conversation. I think it started with the Babeland slogan “The holidays are coming… and you can too!” (A poly friend gave a mono friend a holiday card with that slogan on it. Laughter ensued. Toys on the brain also ensued.)
BIL mentioned that he and a friend of his were perusing a catalogue. Apparently there is such a thing as a 17-piece suction cup set. I’m fascinated by this. How big are the suction cups? Where exactly am I supposed to put 17 of them? I have two nipples, a clit, … um… an ass, I guess… ten toes? Do suction cups go between toes? Are they little?
I wonder what it would feel like to have the insides of my elbows and knees suction cupped. Is that the sort of thing they had in mind?
There’s a 14-piece set. What I want to know is, Who’s the person who thought to him- or herself, “What this set really needs is three more suction cups.”
Maybe I’m supposed to suction BIL’s body parts too. Ooo, maybe we’re supposed to suction ourselves together! How charming! Nothing says making love like some suction cup popping. “Do you feel me? No, way deep down, do you feel how much I care? [Shww-pop] How ’bout now? You feel that amazing loving suction?”