Sex. In Detail.

December 18, 2008

Masturbation truce

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — stevie @ 4:33 pm

Plenty of you out there probably have a cat or dog or hamster or snake or whatever that has ignored you or bugged you while you’re trying to get it on. And I’ll bet you that most people who have a male dog have seen the male dog do things to itself that most male humans would totally try if they were only more flexible. You ignore the male dog while it’s doing its thing, the male dog ignores you while you’re doing your thing, and we all live in relative harmony.
What’s the point of this entry? Today my cat took the “we’re all friends here, don’t mind me” peace agreement to a whole new level. I’m a face-down masturbater. It’s easier to grind that way. Cat decided that my back was a very comfortable place to perch. I didn’t quite know what to do about this. On the one hand, kinda weird. On the other hand, I was close and didn’t want to start over, and he wasn’t really bothering me. He was just sort of chillin.
Purring is not sexy. But I’m a determined person. I completely ignored everything else but the cheerleader I was fantisizing about, and I finished that orgasm, damn it. I’m not sure whether to be proud of myself or feel very, very lame.
Next time I’m going to have to be more careful about the door being all the way shut. Or perhaps masturbate only while a vacuum cleaner is running. That would definitely guarantee me some cat privacy.
Pushy roommate.

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